Ghosts: Advil

Ghosts are the fear of every baby. If you were baby and you weren't afraid of ghosts, you weren't a baby, you were something from Insidious. Heck, it's not just babies that are scared of ghosts, I was scared of ghosts until two hours ago. As I was trying to watch Celebrities' Ghost Stories, (Yes, that's a real show) I saw the way the show makers handled the ghosts. All of the ghosts had these old timey clothes and were probably hundreds of years old. Every time, somebody would talk about a ghost, it would be like, "The thing kept turning off my lights. It kept turning my faucet on and off." That's when I realized, ghosts aren't trying to scare you, they're awe of modern technology! Every time the lights turn on and off, the ghosts go, "And it's on... Now it's off.... And it's on... Now it's off. How the hell does this happen?" Then when you hear the faucet turn on and off, they go, (Use a southern accent) "Where is this water comin' from? There's no well or anything! This is barbaric!" Ghosts aren't saying "booooo", they're saying "oooooooh!" But that's for the old timey ghosts. Then I started to wonder what modern ghosts from this day and age, would be like. Would they be on their phones in the corner of your apartment and then say, "Boo, yeah that's it, let me go back to snapchat now." Or would they be like, "Boo, yeah that's it, let me watch my Jake Paul now." I don't know why everybody's trying to make ghosts these demonic, horrifying, baby-killing murderers.

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