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Sunday, February 4, 2018

Cousins

So I may or may not have mentioned that I am Korean. Korean people can be really good looking, which could have been with the help of plastic surgery, but that's a different story.

I'm going to be honest, okay? I don't think I'm ugly. I'm sorry if you think otherwise, but I just don't. I think I would look really nice if I didn't acne. So I'm like, decent looking. Gosh, that made me sound so stuck-up. I'm not. I was just giving my opinion. My cousins on the other hand... Oh. My. Gosh. They are drop-dead gorgeous. They're 24, 22, and 15. The 24-year old's name is Ji-Hee. She looks like an actual doll. I'm not even kidding. She's really pretty. Sure, she probably wears 15 pounds of foundation, but at least it doesn't look like it. The last time I saw her was when I was like, six or seven. She's not married. She has a boyfriend, though. The 22-year-old is a boy. His name is Hyun-Soo. He looks like a K-Pop Idol, I'm not even kidding. He's so good-looking. I don't remember meeting him. My mom said I did. Once. When I was like, five. He's already served his 2 years in the Korean military. The 15-year old's name is Tae-Hee. She's... hm, how to put this. She's also very good-looking. But, um... SHE'S A FOB!!! If you don't know who FOBs are... they're those girls who wear red, red lipstick and have blond/brown hair and follow cute guys and flirt with them, saying, "Oppa!" Ok, that was exaggerated. Forget the part about flirting. So they are people who wear red, red lipstick and have blond/brown hair. She's really so gorgeous without makeup. I don't understand why she wears so much.
It gets worse...
She's a WEEB!!
Oh well. She's still really good looking.
And then there's me.

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